Stupid and Hated

I was browsing through my matches on Match.com and I realised despite being on the site since 2014 I've had little to no views and only 2 people have added me to their favourites. Women must really hate me. Even when I go on the bus they screw their faces up at me (particularly the … Continue reading Stupid and Hated

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Forgetting How to Pee

Me and my mate Dave (He's a bit dangerous, don't y'know?) were in school when we need a whiz. We made our way to the bathroom and stepped in front of the urinals. Dave looked at me and said, "Do you remember how we're supposed to do this?" I unzipped my fly and then turned … Continue reading Forgetting How to Pee